Jared Wilson (via davidshlee)
detroit, the home of GM & eminem.
“i asked the congregation to raise their hands as a sign of surrender. no one did it. i did it again the next week and got the same response. the week after that, i pulled a semi-automatic from my robe, and cocked it, and every hand went up in the room. i said, you gotta surrender to somethin… its either gonna be jesus christ, or smith and wesson.” 10:40 ish mark
deactivated fb/twitter til may 9th. LETS DO THIS
Those annoying fruit stickers can, apparently, be quiet informative:
- A 4-number code denotes conventionally-grown fruits and vegetables (pesticides used);
- A 5-number code beginning with 8 means, organic or not, the fruit or vegetable was genetically modified (GE or GMO);
- And a 5-number code beginning with 9 means the fruit was organically grown without genetic modification.
yes! little sister is using persuasion tactics on my dad to convince him to get a family dog. i think it is somewhat working.
The reason Linsanity abated
Is cause Melo is so overrated
His demands on the ball
Leave nothing at all
For a point guard whose game he has hated.
Plus Jeremy and Amar’e really don’t mix
Cause perimeter shooting’s the fix
Lin needs a stretch four
To space out the floor
Plus a bigman setting hard picks.
This exposes our Mike D’Antoni
Whose coaching was just pure baloney.
The team lost the Spurs game
Now he’ll draw all of the blame
Soon Dolan will hire a new crony.
finally gonna take the time to learn portuguese. rosetta stone, work yo magic!